December 2010
57 posts
100 Resolutions
I wonder where you’ll be bringing in the new year. As midnight clocks are singing, good chance I’ll be slobbering somewhere. Probably pass out, wasted, and sleeping until the smoke clears. Vague memories of midnight flash in tune to morning sunlight. Wake up knowing you’ll never be there. I’ve got 100 resolutions, but I’ve got no solutions. I’ve got one song I...
nothing but
Buddy Holly and Ritchie Valens today.
Dwight Schrute after a power outage:
Everyone, follow me to the shelter. We’ve got enough food for 14 days. After that, we have a difficult conversation.
I wish I knew what to do.
mhhhm
Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn’t leaving until five.
Sincerely,
Unicorns
IDEAS CAN NOT BE PROSECUTED
Christmas
It’s hard to be angry when there’s so much beauty in the world. Sometimes, I feel like I’m seeing it all at once, and I can’t take it. My heart swells up like a balloon that’s about to burst. But then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold onto it. And then, it flows through me like rain and I feel nothing but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid life.
And I came to see you and I should have known: a...
todae sucks.
Once she came like a vision in the night. I fell in love before the morning arrived. She wore a blue dress to combat the heat, drank beer from a bottle and danced in the street. Then I heard her singing something fairly familiar, a tale of two lovers in the thick of the summer. There in the moment we kissed in the hammock. We argued over which Bad Religion album was better. I thought ‘No...
I wear leggings and Uggs like it's muh job.
why?
because I am an effing college student and don’t give a crap sometimes…most of the time.
At least I shower everyday.
So HAH.
old is true.
oldistrue:
A little reminder that you aren’t quite cool enough.
